And How!

My name is Kelly.
I live in NYC by way of DC.
I heart ridiculous things, as well as email and cupcakes

permalink This is as close to Spirit Fingers/Jazz Hands as we’re ever going to get from a Quin sister.
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This is as close to Spirit Fingers/Jazz Hands as we’re ever going to get from a Quin sister.

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Aiding and Abetting

I believe I just helped a small child shoplift.

I popped down to the bodega to get a drink and as I was leaving there was a small boy, probably 3 or 4 with his arm stuck in the cooler with the ice cream. When I opened the door to get his arm out he grabbed two popsicles and booked it out the front door. It was equally criminal and adorable.

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Kelly! (kvknowsherfun)

shanexcore:

Thanks for the answer, the only one I got. :)

Have you read any other Howard Zinn or anyone of the like?

I’ve only read A People’s History. I’m a fan of Zinn, especially because at work we’re doing this which promises to be pretty amazing.

permalink “China is here.” I don’t even know what the hell that means! 
Big Trouble in Little China is on tv at this very moment. I know where I’ll be until SYTYCD starts.

“China is here.” I don’t even know what the hell that means!

Big Trouble in Little China is on tv at this very moment. I know where I’ll be until SYTYCD starts.

permalink Today I decided to wear my extremely practical rain flats! Not only do they guaranty to keep your feet from staying dry during a heavy rain storm (much like the one I just walked home in) they also promise to take several days to dry, disintegrate at a faster pace and if you’re very lucky cause you to fall in the middle of the street because their filled with so much water they become extremely slippery!
(yes they’re from target. shut up, they’re extremely comfortable. just not very weather ready)

Today I decided to wear my extremely practical rain flats!

Not only do they guaranty to keep your feet from staying dry during a heavy rain storm (much like the one I just walked home in) they also promise to take several days to dry, disintegrate at a faster pace and if you’re very lucky cause you to fall in the middle of the street because their filled with so much water they become extremely slippery!

(yes they’re from target. shut up, they’re extremely comfortable. just not very weather ready)

permalink Subversive Cross Stitch? I’ve always loved and wanted to try these. Can’t be too hard, right?
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Subversive Cross Stitch? I’ve always loved and wanted to try these. Can’t be too hard, right?

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permalink From Anti-RealWorld DC:
An anonymous tipster sent this and some commentary:Walking up  Connecticut Ave from Dupont circa 1:30. She was standing lost at the circle,  someone walked by and yelled ‘20th and S is that way, now go home’
Best of luck to my DC kids in avoiding these assholes.

From Anti-RealWorld DC:

An anonymous tipster sent this and some commentary:
Walking up Connecticut Ave from Dupont circa 1:30. She was standing lost at the circle, someone walked by and yelled ‘20th and S is that way, now go home’

Best of luck to my DC kids in avoiding these assholes.

permalink See! I’m not the only one who heard nappy taps! Thank you clicky for confirming that I’m not the only crazy person in the universe.
See! I’m not the only one who heard nappy taps! Thank you clicky for confirming that I’m not the only crazy person in the universe.
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Did CNN really just use #gaysex as a hashtag?

That’s fairly amazing. Additionally, high five India.

(via acewepeel:kaytee)

Did CNN really just use #gaysex as a hashtag?

That’s fairly amazing. Additionally, high five India.

(via acewepeel:kaytee)

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Stop-motion savants PES get your July 4th celebrations started off right with a kickass candy fireworks display.

[via. & thedailywhat]

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The Fountains at the Bellagio.

When we were leaving another show had just started but the song for that one was “This Kiss” by Faith Hill. I thanked the Vegas Gods that we got the song we did.

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“Cecilia” is my favorite Simon & Garfunkel song… and How I Met Your Mother might be my favorite tv show.
Via kvknowsherfun

I may or may not have chosen my confirmation name because of this song.

vneckandacardigan:

“Cecilia” is my favorite Simon & Garfunkel song… and How I Met Your Mother might be my favorite tv show.

Via kvknowsherfun

I may or may not have chosen my confirmation name because of this song.

permalink GPOYW: The Palest Person By The Pool Edition
GPOYW: The Palest Person By The Pool Edition
permalink Watching a Janeane Garofalo special from 1997 and it is making me very very happy. It has dawned on me that I’ve spent most of my life trying to become Janeane. Still working on it.
Watching a Janeane Garofalo special from 1997 and it is making me very very happy. It has dawned on me that I’ve spent most of my life trying to become Janeane. Still working on it.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: using mainstream porn to teach yourself how to have sex is like the government using Die Hard as an anti-terrorism manual.

Amazing.

(via Sady @ Tiger Beatdown:sexismandthecity:bethlehems)